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"Mr.. Worf, fire phasers at @TO@" ... Zzzzzap!
"Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King @TL@.
<SNICKER!!>....You have quite an imagination, @TO@!
@TO@ - Paranoia Poster child for 19@DY@.
@TO@ - Poster child for birth control.
@TO@ come and waste a knight with me...
@TO@ did it his way.
@TO@ gets his news from Mad Magazine.
@TO@ gives good tag!
@TO@ has been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too.
@TO@ is so old that he doesn't learn history.  He remembers it.
@TO@ must around here some where. The modem is still warm.
@TO@ Reality-ometer: E[\........]F  Hmmph! Thought so...
@TO@ wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
@TO@'s an odd name.  Mind if we call you Bruce?
@TO@, stop that!!  My girlfriend's getting suspicious!
@TO@, you certainly know how to make a Point!
@TO@, you know better than to trust a strange computer.
@TO@, you're playing the wrong message!
Apology accepted, @TO@.
Captain @TL@, it's the Death Star! We mu*^%#&%$#NO CARRIER
Captain @TL@, the auto-destruct sequence is activated.
Captain Your new ship, the U.S.S. @TL@ is ready in Star-Dock.
Captain, @TO@ off starboard brow unlurking.
Coming to the Sci-Fi Channel. The Life of @TO@.
Damn it @TO@, you're thinking again.
Death and deprivation stalk our land like two great stalking things. -B.A.
Don't be humble @TO@, you're not that great.
Don't look now @TO@, but this message is over...
Don't mince words, @TO@  ... what do you *REALLY* think?
Don't start with me @TO@.  You know how I get.
Don't tell me your problems @TO@.
Due to @TO@'s intense mind fog, all thoughts are grounded.
Ensign @TL@, Lay in a course for the nearest Star Base,  Engage.
Fie! Fie! @TO@ is a fickle tagline collector indeed!
For once @TO@, I have nothing to say.
Greetings to @TO@, on @DA@ at @TI@
Hello, I'm the Doctor, and this is my companion, @TO@.
Here, @TO@, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,---'----{@
Hey @TO@ let's burn something! FIRE-FIRE-FIRE.
Hey @TO@, are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing?
Hey @TO@, get a grip! <SKWUNCH> Good grip.
Hey @TO@, If we were cannibals, What parts of people would we eat?
Hey @TO@, Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Hey @TO@, watch me pull a tagline outta this hat.
Hey Everybody! @TO@'s buying the drinks!
Hey everybody! @TO@'s buying the hockey tickets!
Hey everybody! Free taglines at @TO@'s place!
Hey! I don't remember @TO@.GIF being in the file directory before.
Hey, @TO@, ...someone's gotta play straight man <g>.
Hey, @TO@, hand me that dolphin burger & side of spotted owl fries.
Hey, @TO@... are *you* in the physics club?
Hey, @TO@... get a load of this:  <.!..>
Hey, @TO@... may the Force be with you.
Hey, look. @TO@'s being eaten.
Hey, lookit that!  A shark wearing @TO@'s SCUBA gear!
Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull @TO@ outta my hat!
Hey, Sideshow @TO@, what are you making?
Hi @TO@ - wherever you are!
Hi @TO@! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**
Hi @TO@, you look great in powder blue.
Hi @TO@. Would you like a game of chess?
Hi, @TO@, missed you. *bang* *bang* Drat! Missed again.
Hi, my name is @TO@ and I'll be your robber tonight...
Hmmmmm ... What would @TO@ do in this situation?
Honest, Officer @TL@, I was only taking the horse's temperature!
Honest, Officer! @TO@ was on fire when I got here.
Honest, Officer! @TO@ was under my car tire when I got here!
Honestly Officer @TL@, I've never seen that Tagline before.
Honestly officer @TL@, It wasn't me with that duck.
Hooray for Captain @TL@, the Outer Space Explorer!
How do you have such creative taglines, @TO@?
How many @TL@'s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many ways are there to painfully die on this planet, @TO@?
I accept your apology, @TO@, but not your explanation.
I am merely responding to @TO@'s nonsensical ramblings.
I appoint @TO@ ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I came. I saw. I stole @TO@'s tagline.
I didn't know that was @TO@ sleeping in the blender.
I don't think so, @TO@.
I don't think we're still connected to @TO@!
I find @TO@'s lack of faith... disturbing.
I had a great tagline here, but @TO@ deleted it.
I have to go, I promised @TL@, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight.
I know @TO@ has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from @TO@.
I like @TO@. He isn't as weird as the other two.
I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you @TO@!
I quit my job... for @TO@!
I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you @TO@.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and @TO@ on the UFO.
I Saw London. I Saw France. I Saw @TO@'s Underpants!
I say we ride down to @TO@'s and steal his tagline file.
I Seize your Commitment, @TO@!
I suggest a new strategy, @TO@. Let the Wookie win.
I swiped this tagline from @TO@.
I taught @TO@ all @TO@ knows; that's why I have little left.
I think, @TO@, you could definitely use a new book.
I think, @TO@, you could definitely use a new suit.
I wanna be @TO@ when *I* grow up!
I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like @TO@.
I was just kidding @TO@! Put down that phaser!
I wished and @TO@ heard me!
I wonder what @TO@'s doing right now?
I wrote this tagline JUST for @TO@.
I'd just as soon kiss a @TL@!
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend @TO@.
I'll never forget you @TO@- you're too weird.
I'll take 'Famous @TL@' for $1000, Alex.
I'm going to the St. @TL@'s day parade.
I'm melting!  This is all your fault, @TO@!
I'm not Bajoran. @TL@ punched me in the nose.
I'm original! Just like @TO@.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a -- wait! Come back, @TL@!
I'm sorry @TO@, did you say something?
I'm sorry Captain I lost Mr. @TL@s' transporter signal.
I'm sorry, @TO@, I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm trying to kill you with a minimum of fuss. Cooperate, @TO@!
Is @TL@ dispersing his *OLD* jokes again? :-)
Is that all you ever think about @TO@?
It's the @TO@inator, @TO@-O-Rama, the @TO@meister...
Jerry's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to @TO@, 30% off.
Just another crazy idea from @TO@
Just ask, @TO@, and see what you get...
Just in. UFO takes @TL@ ... More after the race.
Keep well, @TO@.
Let's not post to @TO@, he is a silly person.
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, @TO@!
Looking with @TO@ for a car pool on the Information Highway.
Lord @TL@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
Lt. Worf, confine Ensign @TL@ to the brig!
Ma, @TO@'s is beating up on me again!
Mama warned me about @TO@!
Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, @TO@.
Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, @TO@!
Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @TO@'s.
Mom, can I go out and play with @TO@?
More exciting than a @TL@ film!
More ramblings from the mind of @TO@
More taglines than you could shake a @TO@ at.
Mos @TL@ Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum.
Mr. @TL@, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @TO@! <Zzzaapp>
Mr. Worf, please show Mr. @TL@ to the airlock.
My Lord @TL@, I have a cunning plan.
My name is @TO@, and I am a tagline addict.
My other computer looks JUST like @TO@.
My tagline delivered by @TO@...
New User <@TO@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW!
NEWS FLASH: The Complete @TO@ Handbook has just been released!
Next up: Tossing @TO@ For Fun and Profit.
No matter where you go, @TO@, there you are.
No, @TO@, put down that gun!
No, @TO@, Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor!
No, I will not drink blood again, @TO@!
No, no, @TO@! It's pillage, rape and THEN burn.
No, not Tandy, @TO@ said Realistically.
NOOOOBODY expects the @TO@-Inquisition!
Not now, honey, I'm screaming at @TO@!
Note the look on its face as @TO@ runs away.
Now seriously, @TO@... The check IS in the mail!
Now we give you @TO@ and his inflatable knees!
Now you see? What did I tell you, @TO@.
Number One, please remove @TO@ from the Bridge.
Off my desk to @TO@ on @DA@ at @TI@ with regards to @MT@.
Offer expires @DA@ or while supplies last.
Officer @TL@, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low!
Officer, where do I apologize for shooting @TO@?
Oh @TO@! The Dust Bunnies are our friends!
Oh no! Another @TL@! RUN!
Oh! Come on @TO@, just this one last little feature!
Oh, @TL@. You've forgotten the color code!
Oh, c'mon, @TO@, I'll bring the book back....HONEST!
Oh, c'mon, Dr. @TL@, I'll bring the book back....HONEST!
Oh, listen to them, @TL@... they're dying!
Oh, NO, @TO@! I..I CAN'T!
Oh, no... @TO@ has discovered my secret!
Oh, very clever, @TO@! Eat any good books lately?
Old @TO@ is alive and well, sir.
One pound @TO@ ... sliced thinly please.
Only @TO@ would steal this tagline.
Only a master of evil, @TL@.
Open hailing frequencies @TO@.
Open the pod bay doors, @TO@.
Open the Rest Room doors HAL. I'm sorry @TO@, I can't do that.
Open your front door @TO@, my pit bull is waiting to say hello.
Our last master was Captain @TL@.
Pardon me, @TO@ - Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Party on, Wayne. Party on, @TO@.
Perhaps @TO@ could take some lessons from a TI-01 calculator.
Please excuse @TO@ Friday. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse @TO@ from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who @TO@ is?
Praise @TO@, praise @TO@, PRAISE @TO@!
Promise you won't tell @TO@?
Psychic Hotline -- Hello, @TO@. I know what you're going to say.
Push the button @TO@.
Put the sword down, @TO@. You're scaring the mundanes.
Put your clothes back on @TO@ , it's time to go home.
Quick @TO@, what color is an Orange? "Is this Multiple Choice?"
Quick, @TO@, send your wife over to train my girlfriend!
Quick, bring the hammer! There's a fly on @TO@'s head.
Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, @TO@.
QWacK.... QWacK.... QWacK! @TO@? Where's my shotgun?
Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let @TO@ come over?
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, @TO@.
Riker to Lt. @TL@, exit Holodeck 2. It's my turn to, uh, relax.
Ring the bells! @TO@ must ring the bells!
Run, @TO@! Run!
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that @TO@ is not real.
Say good night @TO@. Good night @TO@!
Security, confine Ensign @TL@ to the brig.
See @TO@ for all your unstable molecule needs.
See you on the next Geraldo, @TO@!
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @TO@.
Set your course for @TO@'s home planet of Alderaan.
She'll be all right. Inform Lord @TL@ we have a prisoner.
Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, Captain @TL@.
Sir, the @TL@ is not responding.
Sir, the @TO@ spider is alive and responding!
So @TO@, you like Bajoran girls, huh? --Kira.
So he says to his friend, "lets look up @TO@ and have a race!"
So what do you think of her, @TO@?
Some day @TO@, you too will have urges like me.
Sorry @TO@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry @TO@, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry, @TO@ doesn't live here anymore.
Sorry, @TO@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, @TO@, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Sorry, Commander @TL@ , but I must decline.
ST:TNG - To boldly go where @TO@ has gone before!
Stand by, @TO@, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand down from battle stations, Ensign @TL@, go change your pants.
Star Date @DD@@DM@@DY@ - Admiral @TL@ bites Worf!
Star date @DD@@DM@@DY@, @TO@, beamed down for a pee...
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: @TO@
Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, @TO@.
Suddenly and embarrassingly, @TL@'s swash came unbuckled.
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for @TO@!
Sure @TO@, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Surrender, @TO@...
Taglines...? What are they, @TO@?
Take care, @TO@, and don't be mean to yourself.
Take it from @TO@.
Take my hand, @TO@.
Talk to me @TO@. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Tell me everything I need to know @TO@.
Tell me, young @TO@, what brings you out this far?
Thank God the ship cleans itself, Lt. @TL@ just left holodeck 2!
Thanks @TO@ for replying to my message.
That @TO@. Just gotta' love 'im, eh?
That was really uncalled for, Senator @TL@.
That's when @TO@ realized it was a daymare!
The @TO@ Channel!
The @TO@ School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The @TO@ that can be described is not the true @TO@.
The Doctor will see you now @TO@. Please disrobe!
The Enterprise just docked at a star base @TL@.
The EXXON monster of Planet Hazelwood just ate @TO@.
The Force is with @TO@!
The lab called ... @TO@'s brain is ready.
The most dangerous part of a car is @TO@ at the steering wheel.
The puck sneaks past a stunned @TL@!
The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @TO@'s.
The women can come back out now, @TL@ has gone.
Then Losira appeared and said, I am for you, @TO@.
There @TO@ goes again, confusing me with real life!
There @TO@ goes again, confusing TV with real life!
There @TO@ goes again....totally disregarding reality...
There are no giant crabs in here, @TO@.
There is one called @TL@ among them. He is mine.
There you go, @TO@! For the first time you're wrong again!
There'll be no escape for @TO@ this time.
There'll be no escape for the @TL@ this time.
There's no more tempting target than @TO@ trying to be clever.
This is @TO@. He's 1st mate on a ship that might suit our needs.
This is all YOUR doing, @TL@!
This is my pet tagline, @TO@.
This is not a @TL@ tagline. You are not what you own.
This is the part where @TO@'s head explodes.
This is your last chance, @TO@. Free us or die!
This malarkey brought to your computer by @TO@.
This tagline has been made expressly for @TO@.
This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend @TO@.
This tagline is made for everyone except @TO@.
This tagline prohibited by @TO@...
This tagline was ALWAYS meant for @TO@.
Three jacks for handsome young Ensign @TL@. --Troi.
Today on @TO@'S World: Stalking the wild veggie.
Toilet seats. Now in 49 wonderful flavors. Just ask @TO@.
Tok @TL@. Bo Ka Goo Pa En At A-Awn-Awn-Aw.
Too bad, @TO@, but you know too much. ... AARRGGHH!!!
Transporter chief @TL@, beam the landing party to the bridge.
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, @TO@!
U.S.S. @TL@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
Uh, Houston, we got a problem--@TO@'s makin' moves on the babe.
Uh...@TO@, could you pick your butt with your nose? huh huh huh
Universe.Dat not located, suspect @TO@.
Unrecoverable Application Error, @TO@.
Upon receiving this message, @TO@, sign here:[_].
Use the Force, @TO@!
Ve have vays to make you talk, @TO@!
Wait, @TO@! It's too dangerous!
Waiter, there's a @TO@ in my tagline!
WANTED: @TO@ for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
Warning! @TO@ is a black belt master of Ti Kwan Leep! (Boot To The Head)
WARNING: Do not feed the @TL@s.
Watch your back, @TO@.
Watch your mouth @TO@, or you'll find yourself floating home.
We eat meat without fire too. @TO@, you are an unusual visitor.
We have secretly replaced @TO@'s life with Folgers Crystals.
We want to discuss the matter of your resignation, @TO@.
We're a success here, @TL@.
We're gonna need another @TO@!
We're losing @TO@'s pattern. Cross circuit A to B!
Welcome @TO@, to Totally Hidden Psychiatrist!
Welcome to the afterlife @TO@, you're dead. --Q.
Well sure, @TO@, we *ALL* have 20/20 hindsight...
Were you using glue today, @TO@?
Whadya mean what flavor? It's bleedin' @TO@ flavor!
What a wonderful smell you've discovered, @TO@!
What are you doing @TO@?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!
What did I tell you, @TO@! There's your worm hole!
What does it all MEAN, @TO@?
What is this need of yours for costumes, @TO@?
What is your security clearance, citizen @TL@?
Wheel of Randomity, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the taglines @TO@?
When there's trouble, you call @TO@.
Where is Mr. @TL@? Making room for more beer.
Which way did he go, @TO@, which way did he go?
While I stand safely behind camera, @TO@ will take the cub.
Who says nothing is impossible? @TO@'s been doing nothing for years.
Why not ask @TL@ to fix them?
Why remember quotes when you can make them up?"  -@TO@
Why whine when @TL@ already does it for you?
Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @TL@s?
Will Rogers obviously never met @TO@.
Worf! Confine Lieutenant, no, ENSIGN @TL@ to the brig!
Worf, fire at will! Oh it's YOU @TO@. Worf, fire at @TO@!
Wow! @TO@ breathes as though he has asthma, but doesn't!
Wow! Another one. Welcome aboard, Commander @TO@!
Yes, it's true @TO@, I've fallen in with the wrong crowd.
You @TO@, are part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor.
You are absolutely right, @TL@. I knew I'd forgotten something.
You are no Starfleet Admiral, @TO@.
YOU can double your money, @TO@! Here's how: fold it in half!
You can tell that to @TL@, he may only take your ship.
You can't win, @TL@.
You do have a big heart, @TO@...I like you a lot.
You have the con Mr. @TL@.
You have to have a quick wit to keep up with @TO@.
You hit me! @TL@ never hit me! I'm not @TL@.
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, @TO@.
You know @TO@, sometimes I amaze even myself.
You know of the Rebellion against @TL@?
You know that little @TL@ is going to cause me a lot of trouble.
You named ALL the fish @TO@!? Helps me keep the names straight.
You see, Lord @TL@, she can be reasonable.
You see, Lord @TL@, she's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
You're a Good Girl, @TO@.
You're all clear, @TO@! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
You're watching the @TO@ Show on Network XXIII.
You, @TO@. There in the back row. Stop laughing or leave the room!
Your safety is not our concern, @TO@. Your gold, is.